Monthly Archives: November 2011

Unfortunate

At work, drank coffee for the first time that morning, drank three cups to make sure it worked. Suddenly my stomach feels like someone has filled it with dirt and is trying to make a balloon animal with it. Literally feel the … Continue reading

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How I Act Around The Ladies

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How To Ask A Sheila How To Marry A Fella

Over the weekend I caught up with an Australian couple in town. I hadn’t seen them in quite some time and was pleasantly surprised to hear they were engaged to be married. “Talk me through it.” I inquired, rather excitedly. … Continue reading

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There’s A Reason Why America is in a Recession And Australia Is Not

We pick the right leaders…

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I’m Amazing In Bed

I can relate…

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You Know What Time It Is

No matter what shit-storm we’re in there’s always room for gratitude. Thanks for all your support, love and kindness. Have a wonderful day my dear American friends, this truly is a great country. Happy Thanksgiving.  

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Skinny Chicks

I used to periodically cross-train with a group of elite triathlete’s a couple of times a week. My training paled in comparison to theirs. While I averaged six sessions a week they did thirteen. Two sessions a day, six days a week, one … Continue reading

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Gobble Gobble?

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Tres Romantique Deux

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Every Male Fantasy

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