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If You’re Gonna Go Down, Might As Well Go Down In Flames

It’s 4th of July, we’re at a bedazzling Malibu Beach party and the sun is setting when a strikingly hot girl approaches. “You’re Tanc?” She questions with slight trepidation but an inviting smile. “Indeed I am” I respond rather chuffed by … Continue reading

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Tease Me, Baby…

While laying out at the beach on a recent vacation I overheard two girls talking when one earnestly says to the other: “Tease your hair to give it more height, it’ll make your body look smaller…”

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